THE GIG: Roll out the revamped version of everyone’s favorite website: PGATour.com. (Fun Fact: Bubba Watson refused a spit bucket AND was carried away by ants.)
THE GIG: Show the world that children, much like Clorox brand bleach products, are a blessing.
THE GIG: Concept & shoot a 360 campaign that acts as an arresting relaunch of the Blue Moon brand. And when that campaign is permanently shelved for a myriad of boring corporate reasons during post, create a lovely little :15 and GTFO.
THE GIG: Home loans, but make it time travel.
THE GIG: Make some more of those Capital One ads with Jen Garner. (And I hope this don't make me sound like too much of a bumpkin, but I'll be good-gall-darned if Jen Garner ain't the most charming lady I ever met out in La La Land.)
THE GIG: Get some fuckin’ HEADS BANGIN’ and metal credit cards CLANGIN’, baby!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GIG: Create a mobile interactive promotion for The Field Museum’s TATTOO exhibit which shows the world that museums ain’t just for nerds anymore! (You can’t see it but I’m doing the, like, heavy metal gesture with both hands and my face is, like, scrunched up and my tongue is out and my forearms are, like, covered with tattoos and stuff.)
THE GIG: Show how Kohler’s customizable vanities help everything fit right into place. Bonus points for also showing that women are complex, layered, & sometimes partially wooden dolls? Don’t overthink it.
THE GIG: Create a campaign for Capital One’s Savor card that touts it as the next big thing in food. Which is now admittedly the next big thing I’m going to cut from my book.
THE GIG: Happy Meals really sell themselves, so hire some families to really be themselves & let the cameras roll. Listen, we ain’t saving the world here but damn it these kids were adorable.
THE GIG: Listen, gimme a $50 Michael's gift card & I can deliver you an Instagram campaign that’ll have the whole world asking, “what was your budget, a $50 Michael’s gift card?”
THE GIG: Find & focus a brand voice for Starling Eyewear, an Austin start-up founded by THE sweetest little ol’ French couple you ever did meet.
